United Beer Wife Bottle Opener
United Beer Wife Bottle Opener is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
This bottle opener displays the slogan "UNITED, BEER, WIFE – IN THAT ORDER," which is a popular cultural trope amongst football fans to signify their unwavering devotion to the club.
The design is split into three horizontal bands of red, white, and black, mirroring the club's traditional tricolour flag often seen on the terraces at Old Trafford.
The phrase itself is a satirical riff on Gareth Bale’s famous "Wales. Golf. Madrid. In that order" banner, repurposed here to celebrate the quintessential matchday experience.
It is serving as a light-hearted conversation starter amongst the United faithful.
- We can ship to virtually any address in the world.
- When you place an order, we will estimate shipping options for you. All our products are dispatched within 24-48hrs and shipped via Royal Mail/UPS. Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based.
- Royal Mail collections: Mon-Fri 3pm
- UPS collections: Wed 2pm - We aim to dispatch framed items within 7-10 working days of your order.
- For overseas destinations, please note that customs fees and duties may apply. Such charges are determined by the destination country's regulations. Fees generally consist of Import Duty (a percentage of value) and local VAT, payable upon arrival. The fees are covered by the recipient.
- You can arrange a collection by your own shipping company or pick up your items in person in our office: 1) Mon-Fri 10:00-17:00, 2) weekday matches - 10:00 until KO and 1h after the final whistle, 3) weekend matches - 4h before KO and 1h after the final whistle.
From 1 July 2026, the €150 exemption will be removed. Instead, a €3 duty per line item will be charged for goods up to €150.
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